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The World According To Chris is a song performed by Veronica Lodge with Betty Cooper, Ethel Muggs, and Toni Topaz. It was originally written by Dean Pitchford and Michael Gore for the revival of Carrie.

Veronica performs this song as mean girl Chris.[1]

Lyrics

Veronica:
Guess what, ever since the world began
Same plot, everyone's been dumping on their fellow man
Pounding people they feel better than
I hope you're taking notes cause
You feel everyone deserves a shot
Get real, some of us have got it, girl
And some got squat
That's the truth, oh honey, like it or not
I hate to break it to you

My daddy taught me you get nowhere being nice
So now I'm sharing his advice:

The world according to Chris is
Better to strike than get struck
Better to screw than get screwed
You'd probably think it's bizarre
And that's the way things are

Betty:
But that doesn't mean it has to be that way!
What does it cost to be kind?

Veronica (Ethel and Toni):
Ew, what have you done with my best friend?

My daddy taught me who's on top and who's below (Oh, oh, oh, oh yeah)
And now it's time I let you know (Yeah, yeah)

Veronica and Betty:
The world according to Chris is
Better to punch than get punched
Better to burn than get burned
Learn that and you're gonna go far

Veroninca with Toni:
Cause that's the way things are

Veronica:
Ha na na na na na na na na
Ha na na na na na na na

Veronica with Ethel and Toni:
Ha na na na na na na na na (Veronica: Let's party, people!)

Veronica and Toni (Betty and Ethel):
Ha na na na na na na na (According to Chris)

Veronica (Betty and Ehtel):
The world according to Chris
(Toni: Ha na na na na na na na na)
(Her world)
The world according to Chris
(Toni: Ha na na na na na na na)
(According to Chris)
The world according to Chris
(Toni: Ha na na na na na na na na)
(Her world)
The world according to Chris
(Toni: Ha na na na na na na na)
(Her world)

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References

  1. Anderson, Arabella & Leigh Williams, Tessa (writers) & Stone, Jason (director) (April 18, 2018). "Chapter Thirty-One: A Night to Remember". Riverdale. Season 2. Episode 18. The CW.
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