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Candy Store is a song sung by Betty Cooper, Cheryl Blossom, Peaches 'N Cream, Toni Topaz, and Veronica Lodge. It was originally written by Laurence O’Keefe and Kevin Murphy for the original production of Heathers: The Musical.

As the director, Kevin Keller asks Toni to choreograph the dance of this song which the Heathers, Cheryl, Veronica, and Betty, have to dance in. As Toni and Peaches start to show the dance steps, a devious Cheryl stops them and starts dancing to the song with her own moves. The song showcases the resentment between Toni and Cheryl.[1]

Lyrics

Cheryl (Betty and Veronica):
Are we gonna have a problem?
Did zombies eat your brain?
You've come so far
Why now are you yanking on my chain?
I'd normally slap your face off
And everyone here could watch
But I'm feeling nice
Here's some advice
Listen up, biotch

(I like)
Looking hot
Buying stuff they cannot
(I like)
Drinking hard
Maxing dad's credit card
(I like)
Skipping gym
Scaring her
Screwing him
(I like)
Killer clothes
(and Betty and Veronica: Kicking nerds in the nose)

If you lack the juice
Go play duck duck goose
Let your mommy fix you ice cream
(Woah-oh-oh)
Or come hang with me
And tonight we'll be
Dirty dancing with the football team

Betty, Cheryl, and Veronica:
Woah-oh-oh
Woah-oh-oh
Woah-oh-oh

Honey, whatcha waiting for?
Welcome to my candy store
It's time for you to prove
You're not a loser anymore
Then step into my candy store

Guys fall

Betty:
At your feet

Veronica:
Pay the check
Help you cheat

Betty, Cheryl, and Veronica:
All you

Betty:
Need to know

Cheryl:
Some dead weight
Has to go

Betty, Cheryl, and Veronica:
That freak's

Betty:
Not your friend
I can tell in the end

Betty, Cheryl, and Veronica:
If she

Veronica:
Had your shot

Betty, Cheryl, and Veronica:
She would leave you to rot

Veronica:
'Course if you don't care
Fine, go braid her hair
Maybe Sesame Street is on

Betty and Cheryl:
Woah-oh-oh

Betty:
Or forget the creep

Veronica:
And get in my jeep

Cheryl:
Let's go tear up someone's lawn

Toni:
See, you don't have it
Watch this

Peaches and Toni:
Honey, whatcha waiting for?
Welcome to my candy store
You just gotta prove
You're not a doorknob anymore
Then step into my candy store

Cheryl (Toni):
You can join the team
(Or you can bitch and moan)
You can live the dream
(Or you can die alone)

Betty, Cheryl, and Veronica:
You can fly with eagles
Or if you prefer
Keep on testing me

Peaches and Toni:
And end up like her

Betty, Cheryl, Peaches, and Veronica:
Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Toni:
Honey, whatcha waiting for-

Cheryl:
Shut up, Toni!
Step into my candy store

Betty, Peaches, and Veronica:
Time for you to prove (Toni: Woah-ah, ah-ah-ah)
You're not a lame-ass anymore (Cheryl: Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

Betty, Cheryl, Peaches, Toni, and Veronica:
Then step into my candy store

Cheryl and Toni:
It's my candy store
It's my candy
It's my candy store
It's my candy
It's my candy store
It's my candy store

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References

  1. Williams, Tessa Leigh (writer) & Kiley, Maggie (director) (March 20, 2019). "Chapter Fifty-One: Big Fun". Riverdale. Season 3. Episode 16. The CW.
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