The World According To Chris

The World According To Chris is a song performed by Veronica Lodge, it was originally developed by Lawrence D. Cohen for the orignal Carrie: The Musical.

Veronica performs this song as mean girl Chris.

Lyrics
Veronica: Guess what, ever since the world began Same plot, everyone's been dumping on their fellow man Pounding people they feel better than I hope you're taking notes cause You feel everyone deserves a shot Get real, some of us have got it, girl And some got squat That's the truth, oh honey, like it or not I hate to break it to you

My daddy taught me you get nowhere being nice So now I'm sharing his advice:

The world according to Chris is Better to strike then get struck Better to screw then get screwed You'd probably think it's bizarre And that's the way things are

Betty: But that doesn't mean it has to be that way! What does it cost to be kind?

Veronica: Ew, what have you done with my best friend?

My daddy taught me who's on top and who's below And now it's time I let you know

The world according to Chris is Better to punch than get punched Better to burn than get burned Learn that and you're gonna go far Cause that's the way things are

Ha-na na na na na na na na Ha-na na na na na na na Ha-na na na na na na na na Ha-na na na na na na na

Let's party, people!