Candy Store

Candy Store is a song sang by Cheryl Blossom, Toni Topaz, Betty Cooper, Veronica Lodge, and Peaches 'N Cream,it was originally developed by Laurence O’Keefe and Kevin Murphy for the orignal Heathers: The Musical.

As the director, Kevin Keller asks Toni to choreograph the dance of this song which the Heathers (Cheryl, Veronica, and Betty) have to dance on. As Toni and Peaches start to show the dance steps, A devious Cheryl stops them and starts dancing on this song with her own moves. The whole broadcasts the spat between Toni and Cheryl, with Peaches and the pretty poisons on Toni's side and Betty and Veronica on Cheryl's.

Lyrics
Cheryl: Are we gonna have a problem? Did zombies eat your brain? You've come so far Why now are you yanking on my chain? I'd normally slap your face off And everyone here could watch But I'm feeling nice Here's some advice Listen up, biotch!

Veronica & Betty: I like!

Cheryl: Looking hot Buying stuff they cannot

Veronica & Betty: I like!

Cheryl: Drinking hard Maxing dad's credit card

Veronica & Betty: I like

Cheryl: Skipping gym Scaring her Screwing him

Veronica & Betty: I like!

Cheryl: Killer clothes Kicking nerds in the nose!

If you lack the deuce Go play duck duck goose Let your mommy fix you ice-cream

Veronica, Betty & Cheryl: Woah!

Cheryl: Or come hang with me And tonight we'll be Dirty dancing with the football team

Veronica, Betty & Cheryl: Woah! Woah! Woah!

Honey, whatcha waiting for? Welcome to my candy store It's time for you to prove You're not a loser anymore Then step into my candy store

Guys fall Betty: At your feet

Veronica: Pay the check Help you cheat

Cheryl, Betty, Veronica: All you

Betty: Need to know

Cheryl: Some dead weight Has to go

Cheryl, Betty, Veronica: That freak's Betty: Not your friend I can tell in the end

Cheryl, Betty, Veronica: If she

Veronica: Had your shot Cheryl, Veronica, Betty: She would leave you to rot

Veronica: 'Course if you don't care Fine! go braid her hair Maybe sesame street is on

Cheryl, Betty, Veronica: Woah! Betty: Or forget the creep

Veronica: And get in my jeep

Cheryl: Let's go tear up someone's lawn

Toni: See, you don't have it Watch this!

Toni & Peaches: Honey, whatcha waiting for? Welcome to my candy store You just gotta prove You're not a doorknob anymore Then step into my candy store

Cheryl: You can join the team

Toni: Or you can bitch and moan

Cheryl: You can live the dream

Toni: Or you can die alone

Cheryl, Veronica, Betty: You can fly with eagles Or if you prefer Keep on testing me

Toni and Peaches: And end up like her Woah...

Toni: Honey, whatcha waiting for-

[Cheryl:] Shut up Toni! Step into my candy store Time for you to prove You're not a lame ass anymore

[Cheryl & Toni:] Then step into my candy store It's my candy store It's my candy It's my candy store It's my candy It's my candy store It's my candy store